Looking for Mr. Goodbar

I'm in Hershey, Pennsylvania until Wednesday. It's reputedly "the sweetest place on Earth" and I'll do my best not to disrupt the ecosystem that makes it so. Sadly, my purpose there doesn't involve chocolate production, or even consumption, but making a presentation to some of Pennsylvania's finest accountants. If you're in the area, stop on by. The rest of you, I'll be back soon.